Determine if you're a real domain junkie

[thegenius1]

1. What is the first thing that you do each morning?
2. How many times do you check your domain statistics each day?
3. Do you think that the off switch is an unnecessary option for your PC?
4. When was the last time that you went out with friends?
5. Do you ever turn off your instant messenger or skype?
6. How many times do you check your email each day?
7. Is proxy bidding in an auction just a euphemism for checking your bids less often?
8. Do you tuck your PC in each night (ie. check email) just before you go to bed?
9. Does sunlight hurt your eyes?
10. When was the last time you turned off your cell phone?
11. Is the installation of a wireless network a great way for your to spend quality time watching a movie with your wife/girlfriend while you check email?
12. Do you have a wife/girlfriend? If not, have the odds of getting one decreased since domaining?
13. Is your registrar in your speed-dial?
14. Do you spend more time talking to your parking account rep rather than your wife/girlfriend?
15. Your favourite movie is the one that has been released yet....think about this one J
16. Have you asked your accountant if caffeine drinks can be claimed as a business expense?
17. Does optimizing a domain involve chanting a mantra with the words Google or Yahoo?
18. Do you believe that your domain portfolio will be worth more tomorrow?
19. Do you think that selling a domain is for whimps?
20. Does organizing a holiday involve your laptop and a WAN connection?
21. Has working for your passive income has become an obsession?
22. Have you seriously considered learning mandarin because China is a big market with lots of domain opportunities?
23. Do you believe that someone, somewhere wants to pay more than registration cost for that last domain you just registered?
24. Do you think that realizing value involves purchasing more domains?
25. Do you live in a one bedroom apartment while owning Park Avenue online assets?

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One of the funniest domainer tests I read somewhere was this:

26. Have you ever done a whois on a domain to see who the lucky SOB was that owned it, just to find out it was owned by you?