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IDNers Clubhouse: Ponderisms.... for the slightly bored

PONDERISMS...

• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

• Always remember, life is sexually transmitted.

• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

• Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

• The easiest way to find something lost is to buy a replacement.

• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

• In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

• Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. Now we have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

• How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

• Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

• Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

• Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

• Twas a brave man who ate the first oyster.
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