ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
And is now growing in the middle.
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and
after they are dead.
And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES
Something other people have.... similar to my character lines.
Linear Mode
