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thegenius1
21st February 2008, 09:42 PM
I might sign this guy to a record deal :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c96LTLlaXew

sunsei21
21st February 2008, 10:05 PM
I might sign this guy to a record deal :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c96LTLlaXew

i love it he as got to come to a domain conference

grubstaker
21st February 2008, 10:35 PM
He's givin' me and seamo a run for our monies ahah

Fka200
21st February 2008, 10:47 PM
LOL love it!

phio
21st February 2008, 11:22 PM
Damn that was good.

rkae
22nd February 2008, 07:22 AM
how about some IDN rap? :p

It's a new day in the IDN game!
Nobody sells IDNs but hangman twenty-one!

(hangman21)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
I sell them all these ice-ys
Travel & Finance,
Sex and then Viagra
Payday, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin
They say they love my offers,
I say no, but they keep on showering
So i keep on reggin'
They keep on rsearchin'
I keep on demonstratin`

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my portfolio,
My portfolio, my portfolio, my portfolio
My portfolios got you,
They got me spending
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me .
They got me spendin'
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs,
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my great fucking portfolio. (Check it out )

What you gon' do with all these domains
All these domains inside that dynadot
I'ma get, get, get, get you broke
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
All that autogenned text inside them sites
I'ma make, make, make, make you rich

I met Tina down at the disco
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets waste time not money
I mix your money wit my time puff (what?)
Timely, timely money
Can you wait for another year boy?
You can wait, I know

(Rubber Duck)
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna buy me
They always standing next to me
Always dancing next to me
Tryin' a feel my portfolio, portfolio
Lookin' at my portfolio, portfolio
U can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it I'ma start some hax
You don't want no hax
No, no hax, no, no, no, no hax
So don't pull on my hand boy
You ain't my buyer, boy
I'm just tryn'a game boy

My portfolio, my portfolio, my portfolio
My portfolios got you, YEAH!

(Drewbert)
Down here in Greece,
It's always hot
Gonna release my bot
Reggin` all those Greek IDNs on the spot!

(Jackson)
Down here in Finland is always cold
Never takin my lappy out of the sauna
Gonna criticize the shit out of you
Till your head turns into a brown-ah (Woot!)

What you gon' do with all these domains
All these domains inside that dynadot
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
All that autogenned text inside them sites
I'ma make, make, make,make you rich

I don't have a name, but They call me Alpha.
Imma flying down on them like a deus-ex machina
Best times for me are like Katrina!

(scratching, then angry voice)
Blast from the past comes in your face, niggah*!
I'll be in the shadows, suckah, you keep on chattin`
I keep on dealin`
Niggaz... niggaz just ain't built like me...
stand up niggaz! Since 2001
I been reggin` IDNs and reloading CCs!

My portfolio, my portfolio, my portfolio
My portfolios got you, YEAH!
They got me spending
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me .
They got me spendin'
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs,
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my portfolio is bigger than China! (Check it out again )

thegenius1
22nd February 2008, 08:23 AM
how about some IDN rap? :p

It's a new day in the IDN game!
Nobody sells IDNs but hangman twenty-one!

(hangman21)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
I sell them all these ice-ys
Travel & Finance,
Sex and then Viagra
Payday, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin
They say they love my offers,
I say no, but they keep on showering
So i keep on reggin'
They keep on rsearchin'
I keep on demonstratin`

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my portfolio,
My portfolio, my portfolio, my portfolio
My portfolios got you,
They got me spending
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me .
They got me spendin'
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs,
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my great fucking portfolio. (Check it out )

What you gon' do with all these domains
All these domains inside that dynadot
I'ma get, get, get, get you broke
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
All that autogenned text inside them sites
I'ma make, make, make, make you rich

I met Tina down at the disco
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets waste time not money
I mix your money wit my time puff (what?)
Timely, timely money
Can you wait for another year boy?
You can wait, I know

(Rubber Duck)
They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna buy me
They always standing next to me
Always dancing next to me
Tryin' a feel my portfolio, portfolio
Lookin' at my portfolio, portfolio
U can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it I'ma start some hax
You don't want no hax
No, no hax, no, no, no, no hax
So don't pull on my hand boy
You ain't my buyer, boy
I'm just tryn'a game boy

My portfolio, my portfolio, my portfolio
My portfolios got you, YEAH!

(Drewbert)
Down here in Greece,
It's always hot
Gonna release my bot
Reggin` all those Greek IDNs on the spot!

(Jackson)
Down here in Finland is always cold
Never takin my lappy out of the sauna
Gonna criticize the shit out of you
Till your head turns into a brown-ah (Woot!)

What you gon' do with all these domains
All these domains inside that dynadot
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
What you gon' do with all these MFAs
All that autogenned text inside them sites
I'ma make, make, make,make you rich

I don't have a name, but They call me Alpha.
Imma flying down on them like a deus-ex machina
Best times for me are like Katrina!

(scratching, then angry voice)
Blast from the past comes in your face, niggah*!
I'll be in the shadows, suckah, you keep on chattin`
I keep on dealin`
Niggaz... niggaz just ain't built like me...
stand up niggaz! Since 2001
I been reggin` IDNs and reloading CCs!

My portfolio, my portfolio, my portfolio
My portfolios got you, YEAH!
They got me spending
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me .
They got me spendin'
(ICANN) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs,
My IDNs, my IDNs, my IDNs, my portfolio is bigger than China! (Check it out again )

Either this was written beforehand

or

You were smoking that Cali Kush ?

Upload it to youtube and put a beat in the back please

rkae
22nd February 2008, 09:28 AM
I wrote it a few weeks ago when I was having a semi-hangover :p

The "template" is from that silly Black Eyed Peas "My Humps" or whatever song btw

I'm not a fan of uploading videos of myself on the internet though, sorry :)

* = sorry if someone is offended by the racial slur used

Valdeam
4th December 2008, 08:23 AM
This thread is priceless...
I have truly found computer guys as dorky as me LOL

That guy actually flowed pretty well!!

Valdeam http://www.image-jump.com/img/819c9fbfb075d62a16393b9fe4fcbaa5.gif